February 2012
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Can you update my Adobe?
THIS has happened to be before. OMG.
Client: Can you update my Adobe?
Me:Sure. Which program are you using?
Client: You need to listen to me when I speak! ADOBE
Me:Yes, I got that part. Adobe is the publisher, they make quite a-
Client: Adobe! I want my Adobe updated. I have no idea what you’re talk about…
Me: Adobe makes lots of programs. Like, you wouldn’t say, “I just updated my Microsoft - “
Client:Microsoft isn’t working either. Find a solution for that while your at it.
“I don’t listen to what art critics say. I don’t know anybody who needs a critic to find out what art is.”
—Jean-Michel Basquiat
“Don’t Remove the Kinks from your hair… Remove them from your Brain.”
—Marcus Garvey
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Invest in early childhood education together we can shape a generation by giving children the tools they need to learn and grow. Let’s put a learning kit in every early childhood institution across Jamaica.
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“No, no, this is all wrong. Our colors are black, blue, lime green and clear!”
—(via clientsfromhell)
“All art is autobiographical. The pearl is the oyster’s autobiography.”
—Federico Fellini
“Never allow the opinion of other people to be louder than your own opinion of yourself. Live a #SelfApproved life! #TDL”
—Mastin Kipp
“If you’re going to do it, enjoy it. Don’t get stressed about it. Be your best about it.”
—Ralph Marston
“A human being is a part of the whole called by us universe, a part limited in time and space. He experiences himself, his thoughts and feeling as something separated from the rest, a kind of optical delusion of his consciousness. This delusion is a kind of prison for us, restricting us to our personal desires and to affection for a few persons nearest to us. Our task must be to free ourselves from this prison by widening our circle of compassion to embrace all living creatures and the whole of nature in its beauty.”
—Albert Einstein
“When you’re lost in those woods, it sometimes takes you a while to realize that you are lost. For the longest time, you can convince yourself that you’ve just wandered off the path, that you’ll find your way back to the trailhead any moment now. Then night falls again and again, and you still have no idea where you are, and it’s time to admit that you have bewildered yourself so far off the path that you don’t even know from which direction the sun rises anymore.”
—Elizabeth Gilbert
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